"Dammit! Jim! He put my stuff in Jell-O again!"
mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn
Hook + thoroughly unimpressed with everyone and everything.
Ouat 4x04 Promo + CS First Date
(+ Killian’s left hand, + Killian’s new clothes + Emma’s hair and dress + Red rose + We’re gonna die)
When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.